why can't i cook...?

Just thought you would like to know...

I decided to make Thai food for dinner, in the microwave. yes, I try to find the easy way around cooking. And yes, dinner is at 10:37 in the evening. The damn package tells me 5-7 minutes, so I put it in for 6. I'm watching TV and hear a crackling noise, so I ignore it. The crackling does not subside so I assess the situation. A bowl full of Thai stuff is now nuked and crusted to the bottom of my bowl. Only after 4 minutes! 4 MINUTES!!! Damn you lying package. Ahhh at least I can make a mean grilled cheese.